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Last Updated: 18.06.2025 04:11

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Unacceptable again!
Everyone loved it.
Minds and Behinds
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Freaks and Cheeks
Is Trump the greatest spiritual leader since Jesus?
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
What happened to your school bully?
No, not a chance
Then came..
share office space ...
Missouri governor signs Chiefs, Royals stadium bill - NBC Sports
So, the docs changed it to read
No way
Thumbs down again.
What defines the k'vanna of the Book of בראשית?
Loons and Moons
No go.
Still no good
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Just Forget it!
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
How would you spank me if I had been sent home from a school camp because of my poor behavior?
Still no good.
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
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What is it that gives a man who is a submissive cock sucker his most pleasure?
Catatonics & High Colonics
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
So they tried
Why do liberals have a problem with masculine men like Andrew Tate?
Nuts and Butts
Hysterias & Posteriors
They put up a sign reading
What’s the weirdest phone call you have ever received?
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Another attempt resulted in ...
Next, they tried...
Why does my girlfriend keep asking me if I love her?
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Lost Souls & Butt Holes