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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 18.06.2025 04:11

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Unacceptable again!

Everyone loved it.

Why have cell phones, the internet, and reality TV turned the world into a toilet, as this has not advanced us in any way?

Minds and Behinds

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Freaks and Cheeks

Is Trump the greatest spiritual leader since Jesus?

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

What happened to your school bully?

No, not a chance

Then came..

share office space ...

Missouri governor signs Chiefs, Royals stadium bill - NBC Sports

So, the docs changed it to read

No way

Thumbs down again.

What defines the k'vanna of the Book of בראשית?

Loons and Moons

No go.

Still no good

How do Greeks identify themselves in terms of civilization? Do they feel more connected to Western or Middle Eastern civilization and why?

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Just Forget it!

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

How would you spank me if I had been sent home from a school camp because of my poor behavior?

Still no good.

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

What is it that gives a man who is a submissive cock sucker his most pleasure?

Catatonics & High Colonics

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

So they tried

Why do liberals have a problem with masculine men like Andrew Tate?

Nuts and Butts

Hysterias & Posteriors

They put up a sign reading

What’s the weirdest phone call you have ever received?

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Another attempt resulted in ...

Next, they tried...

Why does my girlfriend keep asking me if I love her?

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Why do women need to wear bras, in spite of the fact that the breasts are an integral part of the body?